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The long-feared sequel to the The Grossest Picture Book Ever is finally here! 

Your eyes doth not deceive you...this book has TWO covers! 

This epic, one-of-a-kind picture book takes you to the town of HA! where you'll meet a variety of characters, each one sillier and stranger than the next, including: the horse mayor, the grossest pirates ever, and a man with the weirdest butt you'll ever see. Plus, you'll get to tour the one and only Museum of Farts! But when the villainous No Nonsense Crew arrives to demolish HA! just for being too silly, the only way to save their town will be to come together to create a legendary Fartnado not seen in since the Founding Farters squeezed one out hundreds of years ago. 

Ages 4-10

Themes: Unity, Pirates, Bodily Functions, Community, Love, Antiauthoritarianism